Mandarin CompanionMandarin Companion
The characters say “xue zhongwen” meaning “Study Chinese”.
Studying Chinese? This is for you. Wake up in the morning, like as soon as the alarm rings, immediate studying of Chinese flashcards. Like I’m studying flashcards so fast that I’m hitting the next flashcard button like a possessed woodpecker. As soon as anyone tries to stop me, BOOM, welcome to my greased body that’s like trying to grab soap off of a state pen shower floor. I’d be so hard to get a hold of that it would be like trying to nail gelatin to the wall. Using your sumo palm strikes to stop me? Say goodbye to your knee caps as I dropkick them in like a SWAT member busting down a door, wooden frame still intact, unsuspecting drug dealer sprinting through the back door. Try to overpower me with your romance languages? I’d lift you up like a Rafiki lifting up a baby lion in a special VHS release and slam you down like a pog on a schoolyard playground. I’d have so much juice running through me that the CIA wouldn’t know whether to open up a new branch for mutants or sell me to a heavy metal band so they could snort me. All the while, I’m studying Chinese.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the shirt.
B Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
| SIZE | LENGTH | CHEST | SLEEVE LENGTH |
| S | 27 | 38 – 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 – 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 – 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 – 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 – 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 – 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 33 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 – 69 | 40 ½ |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve length |
| S | 68.6 | 96.5 – 104.1 | 85.1 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7 – 114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8 – 124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127.0 – 134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2 – 144.8 | 95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3 – 154.9 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5 – 165.1 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6 – 175.3 | 102.9 |
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